Til Death: Reanimated
big fuckin meteor / alchemy-room
--smellyPoindexter [SP] started sliming detoxingPumpernickel [DP]--
SP: wuuuu (hey)
SP: wuu (want to meet my human friend)
SP: wuuu (he's a loser)
DP: sure!! Yes yes!!
DP: I live in the fancy looking modern house near the meteor!! About a mile south!!
DP: knock on the far left window, well, throw rocks at it!
SP: wuuu (Oki) --highwayDoom [HD] started sliming smellyPoindexter [SP] --HD: UFALLO. WHERE HAVE YOU been?
HD: UFALLO I SAW YOU ONLINE AFTER 4 YEARS!! ANSWER MR NOW!!
SP: wuu (I don't know you)
SIMILARITIES DETECTED. UPGRADE TO BLADEKIND?YES.
perception check: 1d20 (2)
Total: 2
perc check: 1d20 (5)
Total: 5alright, current issues include the fact that these things are massive and very heavy. They aren't affixed to the ground but they are huge. The door isn't large enough either.for this to work, I'll need to get something with wheels under one of them, then I'll need to widen up the doorway. this'll take quite a while, I might need to make myself comfortable with the local (locals?
perception: 1d20 (20)
Total: 20sewing kit...
I don't want to make this a robot, I suck at motors. A staggered pully system is probably better.more analogue too. funoh! if you move the ropes up further then you can set up a seating area and pedals to control the direction the legs are facing (edited)
Mich wanders into here.After poking around a little, Mich just leaves for elsewhere.
grab: 1d20 (11)
Total: 11
break out: 1d20 (14)
Total: 14Mich steps in, blocking the doorway with his presence.
Result: 1d20 (11)
Total: 11
punch: 1d20 (1) + 40
Total: 41
Result: 1d30 (3)
Total: 3
Result: 1d20 (9)
Total: 9
Result: 1d20 (1)
Total: 1
Mich sighs and rubs his temples again.He'd just sigh and wave.He'd step over and poke at some of the alchemy machines.Mich nods, and pokes around a bit more.He inspects one machine in particular.Mich pokes at it for a bit longer, before just shrugging and walking away again.
Mich would follow Flint inside, and look around.Mich's eyebrows shot up.
Mich nodded, and fucked around with the ALCHEMATRIX for a bit, eventually creating the MIRROR SHIELD from Ocarina of Time!Mich held it, reflecting the ceiling lights around.
Mich would turn around, and wave to Todd.Mich nodded, before shrugging.Mich has his SHIELD, the mysterious CAT PLUSHIE, a spare set of SUNGLASSES, and a collection of CLASSIC SONIC MEMORABILIA.
Mich would fumble the VILE SMUTAXE before throwing it into a corner.Shaking his head, he'd attempt some alchemization of his own.Shield || Sonic Spring MiniatureHe creates the SPRINGSHIELD! A classic Sonic style spring attached to a shield. Anything hitting it is bounced back with equal force!Pistol || Cloud Ghost Image && SHREKThis creates the GUN THAT KILLS CLOUDS.Jacket || Bowser AmiiboThis creates the KOOPASKIN JACKET. ...That's kind of disturbing.
Koopaskin Jacket && ShieldThis creates HIS NASTINESS' CAGOULE! Initially appears much the same as the KOOPASKIN JACKET, albeit with a spiked shell attached to the back. Mich tries it on.He tenses a little and curls up, becoming a spiked ball! He rolls around a bunch and even up the wall, before rolling back and uncurling.
Shield || Gauntlet && Razor BladeThis creates a teardrop-shaped shield, with a glove instead of a handle. The wider end is in front and sharpened to a point, allowing for excellent offense alongside defense.HIS NASTINESS' CAGOULE && Mirror Shield || Metal Sonic FigurineThis produces MARK HAYNES' DEFLECTION BLAZER! The shell on the back of the jacket now looks more robotic with a shiny blue tint to it. When curled up, projectiles are reflected, and spindashing is possible!Mich blinks before hearing the screaming and rolling off.
Mich Sonic Spinballs in, uncurling and waving at the occupants.He whistles on seeing Amalga's new jaws.He guestures to the shell of MARK HAYNES' DEFLECTION BLAZER.
MARK HAYNES' DEFLECTION BLAZER && Morph Ball (Metroid Prime)This creates the MARK HAYNES' MORPH BLAZER! The scales of the jacket now have a blue color, with darker blue patterns reminiscent of the Zero Suit. The shell itself is even more robotic, now a shiny reflective purple with a blue glow between the hexagonal spiked "plates." With the morph technology, the ball form is able to compress to just around one and a half feet in diameter!
1Tapping his chin, Mich steps over to the ALCHEMATRIX again, getting another idea. He taps a few things in, and creates the DIVINE RETRIBUTION from Okami! It doesn't work quite well as a shield on its own, without a handle and all.Shield || DIVINE RETRIBUTIONThis creates the DIVINE PROTECTION! Made of a dark green, shiny stone with flames around the edges. The flames do not burn, simply warm to the touch... unless, of course, the bearer wants them to.Hm. Thinking about it, why not add this as well?DIVINE PROTECTION && MARK HAYNES' MORPH BLAZERThis creates MARK HAYNES' BLAZING MORPH BLAZER. Now, in addition to everything the previous version had, the gaps between the shell plates are glowing orange and emitting those same selective-burning flames, alongside the spikes being that same dark green and shiny stone. Instead of being attached to the jacket, it simply hovers around an inch from the back and slowly spins. It's even detachable and usable as a shield in addition to the spinball mode!You slip it on and spin around a few times, now a spiked fireball.Roll in, alchemize a stretcher, captchalogue it, roll out.
BLUE CROPPED SWEATER || VENTRILLOQUIST DOLL = CEDAR VAUGHANTRILLOQUIST
It's a ventriloquist doll that looks like you. It's a few inches too short and the skin is redder than you'd like, but in a pinch you can't tell the difference.PULLEY && HELIUM BALLOON = PARTY PINATA PULLEY
It's a tiny hot-pink pulley that stays affixed to the ceiling, it's portable and has a little sticker of a birthday cake on it. You make a few more of the portable party piñata pulleys, then you paint them an inconspicuous gray color.
Mich spins in briefly, alchemizes an axe, and spinballs off.A bit later he spins in again, and begins alchemizing a ton of ornaments and tree decorations, placing them in a plastic tub to collect.Eventually, he fills the tub, captchalogues it, and spins off again.Lollipop || Peppermint = Candy Cane
Candy Cane || Knitting Needles = Holiday Shiv
Pine Needles && Peppermint = Mistletoe
Mistletoe && Rocket = Missiletoe
Missiletoe || Sled = Santa's Flying Sleigh
Missiletoe || Knitting Needles = Kiss of DeathMich enters.Tapping at the ALCHEMATRIX for a few moments, you create the IRON BOOTS from Twilight Princess! These should stop you from getting smacked into a wall and eating shit.You slip them on and clang around a little.He looks to Maud and gestures to the machines.
Hmm, with how it's snowing and how much ice is getting thrown around you might need a way to not slip everywhere even with the iron boots, so...Ice Climbing Boots || Iron BootsThis makes the ICE CLIMBING IRON BOOTS. Basically the same as the Iron Boots but with ice climbing spikes on the bottom. Not really good for actual climbing because of the weight, but should stop you from slipping everywhere.Some fall protection wouldn't be amiss either, so...ICE CLIMBING IRON BOOTS && Long Fall BootsYou make the CLIMBING EMERGENCY IRON BOOTS! Extra heavy, spiked, and guaranteed to stick the landing every time.He hands Maud a basic shield.
He hands Maud the DIVINE PROTECTION.
> HADESFIRE GODSBANE || NETHERITE INGOT && OBSIDIAN SPEARHEADS
> HEATSTRIKE SCORCHER || SPEAR OF LONGINUS
> LAZARCUTTER SUPREME && LAST ASSAILANT (edited)Combine the last two blades. Make the Partner of the Black Sword.SIESMOGRAPH || PARTY PINATA PULLEY && ICICLE = AEROFREEZE WIRESYSTEM
It's a hovering pulley that adjusts to air pressure and movements to stay in place. Just needs one more addition.AEROFREEZE WIRESYTEM && RC HELICOPTER = RC AEROFREEZE
Remote controlled, not as cool as pulled by strings but pulling a pulley with a string it's attached to doesn't make complete sense.He holds out a hand for Maud to shake.As they shake, a faint spark of static passes from Mich to Maud....If one were watching closely, they'd notice the spark was an odd, bright teal.Mich waves him off before stretching a little and turning back to the alchemy machines to look them over.AEROFREEZE WIRESYSTEM || OLIVE CROWN ASH 2x4 = AEROFREEZE ASH
Very simple, really. It's wood that isn't impacted by air resistance. How that works? You have no idea.AEROFREEZE WIRESYSTEM || WIRING = AEROFREEZE WIRES
Same as the wood. No air resistance. Mystery Material.HELIUM BALLOON || NUTCRACKER MODUS = MODUS BALLON
It's a balloon shaped like a sylladex card. Piece of garbage.HELIUM BALLOON && NUTCRACKER MODUS = PARADE FLOAT MODUS
A nice, simple modus. Can store an object of any size, when an object is ejected it is ejected as a balloon that looks like the object. Pop the balloon, get the item.
He leaves.
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4GRAPPLING HOOK || SMOKE BOMB
You create the SMOKE DISPENSER. Handy.
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hey can we get a move ontryna get shit done here
Result: 1d20 (19)
Total: 19
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freeze: 1d20 (2)
Total: 2
Result: 1d20 (10)
Total: 10
SICK AERIAL DODGE: 1d20 (18)
Total: 18
SICK LANDING ROLL: 1d20 (19)
Total: 19
Result: 1d20 (11)
Total: 11
SICK REACTION SPEED: 1d20 (11)
Total: 11
freeze again: 1d20 (14)
Total: 14
or by using it in DMs with a message link.
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FLINT'S BLOOD IN A SEALED GLASS BOTTLE || FLAMETHROWER FUEL TANKTANK OF LORD BLOOD
BACKPACK && BLACK SHIRT
You alchemize the BACKSHIRTPACK. Or some shit like that.METAL PLATES || ALEXANDRE'S SKATEBOARD
You alchemize the HEAVY METAL BOARD.
You hand it over to Alexandre.
Result: 1d20 (10) + 10
Total: 20
Result: 1d20 (10) + 10
Total: 20 
busy sadly
HHEHEEHAEHEHAHAHAH you know I THINK I SHOULD test some stuff out..
THE LIGHT SUBSUMES THE DARK: 1d20 (12) + 10
Total: 22HAHAHAHH
Result: 1d20 (19)
Total: 19
Result: 1d20 (1)
Total: 1
Result: 1d5 (3) + 3
Total: 6
Result: 1d20 (11) + 6
Total: 17
Result: 2d5000 (1248, 1104)
Total: 2352HEEHHSHHAHAHSHEHS HELL FOR HDLL FOR YOU
Result: 1d500 (343)
Total: 343
